After being spit up on for about the zillioneth time, Scott and I came up with the real reason babies spit-up. Some doctor's might explain it by saying that the baby ate too much, or it's acid reflux, or blah blah blah...but in actuality babies are like dogs. You know how dogs mark their territory? Well, it sounds gross to compare babies to dogs like this, but yes, we concluded that babies spit up to mark their territory.
For instance, Brooke's territory includes:
-Her crib
-My pillow
-Our bed
-Our bedroom rug
-All of her clothes
-All of my clothes
-Her changing table
-Our couch (only the left section)
-My mom
-Our living-room/dining-room/kitchen floor
-My ear
-My hair
-My slippers
-Wrigley
To think she's only been around for 2 months, and she already own all of this!! Impressive.
And, for your viewing pleasure, here's a picture of Scott holding Brooke WHILE she spits up:
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