The Rules

As my husband, it is clear that Scott has a lot to invest in my new endeavor of blogging...or should I say, a lot to NOT invest...or maybe a lot to lose. I'm not sure what exactly his role is in all of this. I do know, however, that he has given me strict rules as to what I am and what I am NOT allowed to blog about. The list includes, but is not limited, to the following

-Scott's sleeping habits

-Marital strife

-The bedroom (even if I'm just blogging about how messy it is, I am just going somewhere I shouldn't be going...)

-Scott's 'tude

-How my car is better than Scott's car

-Scott's hairline

-Scott's crank-i-licous personality that I lovingly refer to as "Morning Scott"

IN ADDITION...
I also may not use the word "Scott" in conjuction with any of the following words/phrases:

-"The Look"

-"Sex" (or any synonyms of such)

-"Chinese Checkers" or "Cranium"

-"Annoying"

-"karoake"

-"Male PMS"

HOWEVER...
As it relates to Scott, I MAY blog about the following:

-How huge he is getting since he has started lifting again

-Any and all romantic gestures on his behalf

-How funny he is ("Funniest" WCHS Class of '99-and still got it)

As you can probably tell, I may have had a guest blogger write that last part...you can also probably guess who that guest blogger may have been!

And so, with these parameters set before me, I will begin my blogging adventure. Although, I'm really not so good at following Scott's rules. When he's not around, I dry my hands on his bath towel (a big no-no). I leave stuff in Scott's car that he has to pick up after me (like my trash). I turn up his car stereo past the dreaded volume number 10 when a good song comes on the radio. And I wipe my hands on my clothes when I don't have a napkin (Scott is disgusted by that!). Soooo....why should blogging be any different??? Just kidding, Scott!! Or am I....