Only a Little While Longer of...

-Not getting Chinese take-out

-Trying to remember to drink milk everyday

-Not laying on my back (even though I probably can...)

-Watching my stomach move independently of my body

-Random pains

-Imagining what she's going to look like

-Guessing where to shave the bikini line (sorry whichever boys are reading this...)

-Washing my hands 90 times a day to avoid the swine flu

-Not over-eating and trying to "eat healthy" (thank you registered dietician sister)

-Trying to get Scott to say something serious to her and to talk into the "microphone" (aka, my belly button...clever, I know!)

-Not being able to tie my shoes comfortably

-Rotating through three pairs of pants and five shirts, trying to come up with a new outfit every day to wear to work from a limited maternity wardrobe

-Putting up with crazy high school kids until I get to take an extended "vacation"

-Waking up an hour early b/c I have to pee...waking up twice in the middle of the night to pee...waking up three times every night to pee...and so forth and so on

-Headaches every day

-Dreading THE DAY she arrives (for avoidance of pain reasons only)

-Anxiously anticipating THE DAY she arrives (for love reasons only!)